Sunday, December 13, 2009

You Don't Deserve That

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

Sebagai memenuhi rutin bulanan, aku dan beberapa orang sahabatku atau lebih dijustifikasikan sebagai ahli baitku, akan menjejakkan kaki ke sebuah pasar raya membeli belah yg terbesar di afrika yakni City Star di Nasr City. Pada hari tersebut, hati aku girang kerana baru sahaja mendapatkan broadband. Walaupun duit sedikit melayang, namun apa yg mampu aku buat hanya memandang sebelah mata.

Dalam perjalanan pulang...(setelah ditranslate ke Bahasa Melayu)

A= Amir B= Pemandu teksi C= Sahabatku

A : "Teksi ya teksi! Perumahan Fustat?"

B : "Ya tentu sahaja."

A : "Berapa?"

B : "Awak letak berapa?"

A : "15 Genih mungkin?"

B : "Tidak. 25 genih."

A: "Tidak tidak tidak. Awak tak masuk akal. Kebiasaannya paling tinggi 20 Genih. Hampir setiap minggu kami ke sini."

C: "Amir, jom r blah. Cari teksi lain je larh." (Sambil melangkah pergi)

B : "Baiklah 23 genih."

A : "Tidak. Kalau begitu tak mengapalah. Terimah kasih."

B : "Baiklah 20 Genih. Masuklah."


*Setelah beberapa meter kereta melangkah. Pemandu teksi meminta izin untuk turun sebentar membeli secawan teh.

B : "Awak nak teh?"

A : "Owh tak mengapalah. Terima kasih."

B : "Are you Andonesi?"

C : "No. We're Malizi."

B : "Ahsan-Nas. What's your name?"

A : "Amir."

C : "Ahmad, and he is Muhammad." (refer to one of my other friend)

C : "And you?"

B : "Omar. You know Umar Al-Khattab? I really love him."

A : "Yes. He's such a brave and great man."

C : "Your English is quite good eh."

B : "I can speak Italian too, Greek, French and Hebrew. But very well in Italian. The rest of them just syuwaih-syuwaih."

A : "Hahaha."

B : "You all Muslim?"

C : "Insyaallah Alhamdulillah. Islam is very beautiful."

B : "Yes yes of course. In Malizia all Muslims?"

A: "Not all, but most of us. Malizia is an Islamic country. But we also got Masih (Kristian), Hindu and Buddha."

B : "Do you like Egypt?"

C : "Yes, of course. Egypt is very beautiful."

B : "But I don't like Egypt. Our government is very bad. Even I have to drive this taxi."

A : "Yes. You don't deserve this work. You can speak well in many language. Maybe you can work in Italian restaurant."

B : "But our country don't offer so much job to the people. That's why you can see there are so many taxi driver here."

C : "Sorry. Where are you graduated from?"

B : "I used to study in the art faculty. My wife is graduated from Ain-Shams University in the faculty of Arabic Literacy, now she is housewife."

A : "Do you want to visit Malizia someday?"

B : "Yes. I love to! Malizia women are very beautiful. I love Asian people."

C : "Hehe. Do you want to add some more? There are three quota left."

B : "Absolutely...if I can haha."

A : "But Egyptian women helwah (beautiful) too."

B : "You think so? But I don't."

********************We all laugh as the cab arrived at the destination.*********************


B : "It's ok. Free. I won't charge any single price."

C : "No no no. You must take this money."

A : "Yes. It's yours. Here take this. Syukran."

C : "Syukran. Maassalamah. Good to see you akhi."

B : "Afwan. Maassalamah. Bye bye!"

A : "Assalamualaikum."

B : "Waalaikumussalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh."


Àbdullāh Ibn Àbbās  narrates that Rasūlullāh  said, “Love the Arabs for three things: • because I am an Arab, • the Qur’ān is in Arabic and • the language of the people of Jannah is Arabic.



15 comments:

furqon said...

ooo...camtu ka bro...patut sini ramai pkerja org mesir...

aeisyulillah said...

an insightful post towards egypts' socio-economic..

tah2 de spy.. spy jer yg ley ckp bnyk bhsa..

abes la.. ko da kna target!

ustaz aming said...

arap2 arab kt sne xwt hal...

tepianmuara said...

Wan, ad kemungkinan tu..

Camtu la tipikal orang arab,
sekali ko wt baik, seribu tahun de ingat.

Wat jahat, esok de bley lupa..
(tapi ko kne teruk dlu r)
ha

aMiR LaLoQ : said...

qon: yekew kat jordn rmai pkrja mesir?tapela asal cri rzki yg halal.

wan: spy ke x spy ke pduli ape ak.jnji ak bley survive haha

berd: ak pon hrp arb sna pon baek2 belaka,hehe

anep: nk kasi dorg cool down suro dorg selwat jek hbs padam api kmarahan dan keegoan.

aMiR LaLoQ : said...

bg ak pemandu teksi di mlysia jaoh lbey kaya n brduet.lg2 yg bwk limo kat klia.so dun compare job cni dgn job d ngara kte ek.ngara kte jaoh lbey sng alhamdulillah~

atisouless said...

weh,aku pon penah jumpa pk cik teksi cam nih...grad art,pandai byk bahasa esp Italy...hmm..nth2 org y sama..

aMiR LaLoQ : said...

lorh yekew tiqa??bpk cuak ak..ntah2 kte pnye SB x??haaa aiyookk cuak2 kna tarik biasiswa (T_T)

medad said...

maju tol ko ad blog amir
klaka tol ko trenslet hahaha
arab mmg camtu, klu baek, baek sgt.
klu jahat,jht sgt plak.
tp pepehal pn manyak je mende bes korg leh jumpe disebalik debu2 dan taik keldai besepah2 kat mesir nih.
depends on how u live ur life
gd luck dude :D

aMiR LaLoQ : said...

haha ak translate ikot ayt skema la beb.tatabahasa kna jga t ckgu bm kat smbest marah.haha 2 la even taik2 anjing pon bersepah di tgh2 jln,akn kutempuhi dgn penoh redha.masih jaoh lg prjalananku sbg plajar medic di bumi anbiya' ni.klu nk compare ak yg bru 3 buln dok kat cni ngan ko yg da 3 taon,ish2 kerdil lg ak.hehe

kepalakotak said...

bagos!

anisahshamilah said...

jap2..akk x phm ayt ini.

"ntah2 kte pnye SB x??haaa aiyookk cuak2 kna tarik biasiswa (T_T)"

dgr citer nk jln europe, btolkah?

dEe-Nie said...

best cter ko ni.. i wish someday aku akn dpt gak camtu.. hikhik. prnh je aku borak dgn teacher english kt mesir.. dye ckp dye sedih dgn org mesir tu sndiri..gji guru pon 300 genih.. x mcm org kte.. snggup dtg jauh nk study.. which means very good!! aderla mcm2 lg die puji kite, kutuk org dia.. tyme tu kt msjid amru..solat terawikh berimamkan syeikh jibril..

aMiR LaLoQ : said...

k.anisah: hoho SB 2 secret bureau kowt??SPY..haiyooOOkk..ktorg da diuar2kn stiap stdent msg2 ade 'mata2' yg mlihat dri sudut ilusi optikal.hoho aah insyallah bkl mneroka muka buni nih,but stil in planin ngan membe2..
deenie:rugi x join mlm 27 terawh ngan sheikh jibril..walhal msjd amru 2 amatlah dkt dgn fustat..haha

nur hidayah azman said...

mahal jugak teksi kt cairo..aritu pegi mcm nak mati byr duit teksi..tergetar2 tgn nk byr..kt mansoura 3 genih pon nk gado ngan pemandu teksi..adooiy